Alright, let's get into it – Vitali Vodka. You know the one: you’ve seen it sitting unassumingly at the bottom shelf, probably right next to those mysterious discount brands you never really notice until your wallet’s thin and you’re desperate for a decent deal. I’ve been there! So, I picked up a bottle of Vitali Vodka to see if it actually lives up to any hype or if the low price means, well, you get what you pay for.
First impressions? The bottle looks...okay, nothing fancy. Not that I care much – I’m not here to decorate a bar cart, I just want to pour a drink that won’t burn a hole in my throat. Crack it open and, whoa, that ethanol scent definitely just hit me. Classic vodka nose, I suppose.
Pouring it over some ice, I was honestly expecting to wince. But as soon as I sipped, I was kinda surprised – it’s not super smooth, don’t get me wrong, but it’s not the rocket fuel some budget vodkas can be. There’s a little bite, sure, but if you throw it in a mixer? Probably couldn’t tell it apart from the pricier stuff. Or maybe that's just my taste buds talking after a long week.

I’ll be straight: if you’re after a sipping vodka to impress your friends, look somewhere else. If you just want something cheap for cocktails, or you’re headed to a party where people probably care more about the music than the mixer, Vitali might just do the job. Is it top shelf? Nope. Did it make me gag? Also nope. That’s a win in my book, especially on a budget.
In the end, I’d say Vitali Vodka is kind of like that friend who always tags along—they’re not flashy, but sometimes, that’s exactly what you need for a good time.